so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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