when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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