i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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