Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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