I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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