ugly people sure do ruin things
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED