i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
