It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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