Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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