Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize