NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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