I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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