I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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