i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
nutella sex= disaster
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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