all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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