The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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