Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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