i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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