like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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