What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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