Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
