I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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