I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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