That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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