please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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