is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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