Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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