How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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