that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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