Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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