it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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