is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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