big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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