I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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