Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
