Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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