Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
I'm really busy with my period
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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