This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
COCAINE IS GR8
I have tasted many bathrooms
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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