She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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