I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
third nipple confirmed
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
