Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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