So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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