do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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