is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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