pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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