Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
