so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
