were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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