READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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