thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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