Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the condom got lost in my hair
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
A bitchslap is in order.
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