I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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