p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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