My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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