but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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