He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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