whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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